A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy."
His friend replies, "How's that?"
"It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression."
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Ways To Drive A Man Crazy*
~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house.
~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.
~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.
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Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy Reformation Day (to those who celebrate it)!
A week and a half ago, our province had an election and it looks like one party is going to have a majority based upon 23 votes. The results are not official for 2 more weeks because the margin in some ridings was so slim an automatic judicial review must be done. In the meantime, British Columbians are chilling and enjoying being happy - or at least not being mean to each other. All this is to say that if you have an election near you that isn't decided by the end of the day it takes place on, just relax!
Today's video share is a cool one about shapes of constant width.
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~ Pastor Tim
A woman walked up to the manager of a department store.
"Are you hiring any help?" she asked.
"No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need."
"Then would you mind getting someone to help me?" she asked.
When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free, it means I am doing nothing.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
"I just killed Dracula," said Tom Swift painstakingly.
"Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas."
- Stephen Colbert
To err is human; to forgive divine.
To err is human; to purr, feline.
To err is human; two curs, canine.
To err is human; to do nothing, benign.
To err is human; to quit, resign.
To err is human; to howl, lupine.
To err is human; to solve, design.
To err is human; to moo, bovine.
To err is human; to soothe, calamine.
To err is human; to pretend, pantomime.
To err is human; to bloom, columbine.
To err is human; to prance, equine.
To err is human; to add, combine.
To err is human; to befriend, pal o' mine.
To err is human; to woo, Valentine.
To err is human; to horrify, Frankenstein.
To err is human; to straighten, align.
To err is human; to drown, Clementine.
To err is human; to twist, serpentine.
To err is human; to love, sublime.
To err is human; to cut in, go back in line!
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
- photo by Susan PageSometimes, the unexpected punch in the gut comes from those closest to us. This is my reality, and it is next to impossible to navigate these circumstances without the miraculous intervention of the Lord who is my portion.
We’ve just celebrated Thanksgiving here in Canada. This marked the second anniversary of my younger sister’s passing. That is a story for another time, but I will share that my sister was out of a relationship with my family at the time of her death. This made her death much harder to process. Many endings of close relationships either through death or other circumstances have happened on key holiday dates. These dates are meant for celebration, yet for me, each one has an undercurrent of sadness based on an ending.
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A woman walked up to the manager of a department store.
"Are you hiring any help?" she asked.
"No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need."
"Then would you mind getting someone to help me?" she asked.
"I just killed Dracula," said Tom Swift painstakingly.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
