~ Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.
~ When reading a book, try tearing out the pages as you read them. This saves the expense of buying a bookmark, and the pages can later be used for shopping lists.
~ Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb
~ Drill a one-inch diameter hole in your refrigerator door. This will allow you to check that the light goes off when the door is closed.
At the hospital where I work, the quality of meals offered in the employees' cafeteria is a true source of aggravation.
I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
If I don't text back at night it's 'cuz I'm out helping Batman.
Customer: "We'll have a hamburger and a Veggie Burger, please."
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 