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A couple of you mentioned that you found it hard to read the Cybersalt News section of mailings when it's presented in white text on orange background. As you can see, I have changed the formatting to make it more legible.
A couple of weeks ago, Mrs. Cybersalt and I saw the movie "Million Dollar Arm." We really enjoyed that true story of the search for untapped baseball pitching talent in India.
Yesterday, a well know rapper threw out the first pitch at a New York Mets game. If I were going to give a title to the video of that pitch I would call it "50 Cent Arm." You'll see what I mean if you go to:
www.independentsportsnews.com/uywa
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
Today's CleanLaugh
Does It Hurt?
When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three oldest children and watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. The mom thought it would be a good starting point for answering questions about the facts of life.
As her five-year-old studied the baby coming out of the birth canal, he asked, "Mom, does that hurt?"
"Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries.
"Wow," he continued in awe, "does it hurt the mother too?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0956
Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn't change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.
Today's Clean Pun
Lumberjack Travels
"Be a lumberjack: Saw the world."
Today's Quote
Quote #1404
“Thin religion is religiosity reduced to a single symbolic gesture. And once you reduce religion to that . . . you can project everything that you want onto that . . . thin religion isn't textured. It doesn't have depth. It doesn't have relief. It doesn't rely on a long history of that religion with all the varieties of reflections that have gone on in the religion.”
- Miroslav Volf
Today's Illustration
Discipleship
As a new Ensign, I was assigned duty at the Naval Observatory in Washington, DC, and carpooled to work with a veteran Marine sergeant. One afternoon, I showed him a pair of brown shoes I had purchased to go with my khaki uniform. He examined the leather carefully. "Let me take these home," he said, "and I'll show you a real Marine Corps shine."
The next day I wore my old shoes, expecting to switch them with the ones the sergeant was polishing. From a grocery bag, Sarge pulled out the right shoe, shining like glass. "This is the way a Marine shines a shoe," he said. "Now all you have to do is polish the left one to look like it."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at a time.
Finding a burnt out starter motor is a moment of wreck ignition.
"What messes our life up most is the expectation of what our life is supposed to look like."
A group of junior-level executives were participating in a management training program. The seminar leader pounded home his point about the need to make decisions and take action on these decisions.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 