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There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll fine "Snowman Cry" at:
www.cybersalt.org/a4x3
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Cafeteria Sign
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note: "Take only one, God is watching."
Moving through the line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A boy wrote a note: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0967
How many boxes of these thin mints do I need to eat before I see results?
Today's Clean Pun
Cabbage Rule
Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.
Today's Quote
Quote #1415
"I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees."
~ G. K. Chesterton
Today's Illustration
Self-Confidence Test
Are you confident in your self-confidence? Try this test.
First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to mess up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
You're not very good at this are you?
Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Scroll down for answer.
Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."
That guy from the McDonalds drive-thru gives me the shakes.
Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.
"Daily devotion is better than New Years resolution."
A farmer's cow gave birth to twin bull calves. The farmer was delighted as bull calves are worth more than a cow calf. Since he had two he decided to sell one for the work of the Lord once it was fully grown.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 