In Today's Issue
Cybersalt News
There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Secured Load" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/secured-load
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
Today's CleanLaugh
Homework Policy
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy:
Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner:
- 15 minutes looking for assignment.
- 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
- 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.
- 8 minutes in the bathroom.
- 10 minutes getting a snack.
- 7 minutes checking the TV Guide.
- 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.
- 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0977
Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy; You’re welcome.
Today's Clean Pun
Wearing an Ephod
If you see me wearing an ephod, I'm just doing it to be Aaronic.
Today's Quote
Quote #1425
"It’s easy to love and serve a sexy church. But to love and serve a struggling one, that’s another level of Christ-likeness."
- Whitney Capps
Today's Illustration
Generation Gap
I've got 3 TVs, cable and a satellite dish. I have 3 phone lines in the house, a cell phone and one in the car.
I use 2 computers, 3 ISPs and a fax. I subscribe to two daily papers and one weekly one. I watch both the local and the network news every evening.
And my kids have the nerve to tell me I'm out of touch.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.