I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
In Today's Issue
There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Hush Puppy" at:
www.cybersalt.org/3ruu
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Goober airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. The sweat is jumping off his brow. The plane lands and comes to a screeching halt. He turns to the co-pilot, and he says, "Man, that is the shortest runway I ever landed on." The co-pilot says, "Yeah, and so wide!"Goober Airlines
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: www.cybersalt.org/3ruk
One-liner #0952
I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
I really have to stop trying to fix my own watch.Spring Air
Spring is in air.
Quote #1400
"The God who created us is better than the God we've created."
However, as I exercised, my worst fears came true. At least a dozen people turned to stare at me periodically. I thought it might be my imagination, but then one woman even squinted to get a better look. Mortified, I stepped off the machine to leave. When I turned around, I realized that the gym's only wall clock had been hanging just inches above my head.Self-Consciousness at the Gym
I was self-conscious about going to the gym, because I thought the pounds I had put on would make me stand out among the spandex-clad regulars. I chose a treadmill in the corner so I'd be inconspicuous.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: www.cybersalt.org/3ruk
Goober airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. The sweat is jumping off his brow.
The plane lands and comes to a screeching halt.
He turns to the co-pilot, and he says, "Man, that is the shortest runway I ever landed on."
The co-pilot says, "Yeah, and so wide!"
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare one day.
The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?"
He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
Sally replied, "I want you to communicate your feelings."
"Communicate my feelings?" said a bewildered Billy... "I have no idea what that means."
The little girl nodded and said, "Perfect. You can be the husband."
Sheep may safely graze: bullets may not.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
