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Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is even a new chicken themed funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Coop Car" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/coop-car
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Johnny's F
Little Johnny stared at his test paper.
The big read "F" stared back at him.
Freddie looked at his glum friend and asked, "Why did you get such a low grade on that test?"
"Because of an absence," Johnny answered.
"You mean you were absent on the day of the test?" he questioned.
Little Johnny replied, "No, but the kid who sits next to me was."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0974
If ceiling fans could hold your weight, you'd never be bored again.
Today's Clean Pun
Flower Order
By the time the wedding planner finally bothered to order the flowers there were none left.
The service ended up being quite lackadaisical.
Today's Quote
Quote #1422
"For every mile of road there's two miles of ditch."
Today's Illustration
Motivation
The cowboy walked into the tack shop. "How much for a pair of spurs?" he asked the sales clerk.
"Forty dollars."
The cowboy looked in his wallet, thought for a moment, then pulled out a twenty. "I'll take one spur."
"What'll you do with just one?" the clerk asked.
The cowboy replied, "I figger if I can get one side of the horse movin', the other side'll go too."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
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