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There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Peppercide" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/peppercide
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   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Recruiting Crisis
The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited. As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to them.
The chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand and introduced himself. He looked at the first young man and asked, "Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?"
The young man looks at him and says, "I'm a pilot!"
The general turns to his aide and says, "Sign him up -- all the paper work done, everything, do it today!" The aide hustles the young man off.
The general looks at the second young man and asked, "What skills can you bring to the Air Force?"
The young man says, "I chop wood!"
"Son," the general replies, "we don't need woodchoppers in the Air Force. What else do you know how to do?"
"I chop wood!"
[gbwl]"Young man," huffs the general, "you are not listening to me. We don't need woodchoppers; this is the 21st century!"
"Well," the young man says, "you hired my brother!"
"Of course we did," says the general, "But he's a pilot!"
The young man rolls his eyes and says, "I HAVE to chop it before he can pile it!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0972
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Today's Clean Pun
Rhythm Reunion
After the rhythm section got back together there were repercussions.
Today's Quote
Quote #1420
"When it comes time to die, make sure all you have to do is die."
- Jim Elliot
Today's Illustration
Courtesy
It was a Saturday afternoon, and Ray had rushed down to the local supermarket to hurriedly pick up some hamburger rolls, chips and a few condiments. The big game was going to be on, so he was having a few friends over to watch it.
The store was loaded with shoppers and as he headed for the six item express lane, the only one that didn't have a long line, a woman completely ignoring the overhead sign slipped into the check-out line just in front of him pushing a cart piled high with groceries.
Ray was quietly fuming at the anticipated delay. But the elderly cashier beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into the cart and asked ever so sweetly, "So Dearie, which six items would you like to buy?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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