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There is a new inspirational and mind boggling video on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "The Heavens Declare" at:
www.cybersalt.org/videos/the-heavens-declare
After watching that video, enjoy the rest of today's puny, insignificant mailing.
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Car Alarms
I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation.
"What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud.
"Some are quite effective," my friend corrected me.
"Last summer, my teenager spent a lot of time at the neighbors'.
Whenever I wanted him home, I'd go out to the driveway and jostle his car."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0971
At the store today, when the cashier said, "Strip down facing me" apparently she was referring to my credit card!
Today's Clean Pun
Transmission Guy
That guy from the transmission shop looks kinda shifty.
Today's Quote
Quote #1419
"We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive."
- C.S. Lewis
Today's Illustration
The Good Old Days
It was the finish line of the Boston marathon. A first time runner is hobbling away, having just finished.
A grizzled old marathoner looks at him and says "You'll feel a lot worse tomorrow." He pauses and then says, "But the really bad news is that in about 3 days, you're going to think you had fun today."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
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