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When I was concerned that some might think I was nuts to show cat videos before a sermon and asked for open mindedness to actually listen to the message, I thought I had actually linked to the proper sermon audio file. So if you did watch those videos and then listened and wondered, "How on earth does that relate?" the answer was, "It didn't." I have now fixed the link so the proper sermon recording is linked to right after the videos. Again, you'll find all of this at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/the-youcerto
My only explanation for this error is best summed up by the new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Dog Stool" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-stool
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Helping Out
For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules.
He worked during the day, and I worked at night.
One morning I noticed he had left a note to himself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!"
As a helpful surprise, I bought him some at the post office and put them on the counter before going to work.
The next morning I found the same note.
"STAMPS!" was crossed out.
Underneath it he had written, "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0970
If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.
Today's Clean Pun
Paediatricians
Paediatricians tend to have very little patients.
Today's Quote
Quote #1418
"Being a Christian is less about cautiously avoiding sin than about courageously and actively doing God’s will."
- Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Today's Illustration
Self Confidence
J. Paul Getty was one of the wealthy men who frequently came to watch Jack Dempsey train. Himself a keen amateur boxer, he asked to be allowed to spar for a round with the champion.
Getty put up quite a creditable performance until he made the mistake of saying, "Hit me a little harder, Jack."
Dempsey knocked him out.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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