Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children."
- Dave Barry
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"[Arnold Schwarzenegger and I] both married above ourselves, we both have trouble with the English language, we both have big biceps -- well, two out of three aren't bad."
- George W. Bush
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"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it."
- Bernard Bailey
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"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman."
- Bruce Baum
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"Maybe we should sell handguns by prescription only, and let people buy Prozac at trade shows."
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"All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife."
- Daniel Boone
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"Hope is hearing the melody of the future. Faith is to dance to it now."
- Richard Alves, Quoted in "When I Lay My Isaac Down" by Carol Kent