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Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

Quote #0304

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Published: 13 May 2010

"There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus."

Quote #0303

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Published: 13 May 2010

A photograph of Donald Knuth, American computer scientist and mathematician."Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."

- Don Knuth

Quote #0306

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Published: 13 May 2010

A sepia portrait of the preacher Charles H. Spurgeon, seated in a dark suit."Often are we straitened in ourselves, but never in the Lord."

- Charles H. Spurgeon

Quote #0305

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Published: 13 May 2010

An empty bed in a dim hospital room."Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan."

Quote #0307

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Published: 13 May 2010

A photograph of Mark Twain, American author and humorist."In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language."

- Mark Twain

Quote #0309

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Published: 13 May 2010

A pink and blue eraser with rubbed-out shavings."It's only an error until you refuse to correct it, then it's a mistake."

Quote #0308

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Published: 13 May 2010

Golden sunrise light breaking through the clouds."If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!"

Quote #0310

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Published: 13 May 2010

A koala fast asleep in the fork of a tree."A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures."

- Irish Proverb

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