Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"Sound travels slowly. Sometimes the things you say when your kids are teenagers don't reach them till they're in their 40s."
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"When you're young is the time to learn to laugh at trouble -- so you'll have something to laugh at when you are old."
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"You can really tell when you've grown up. It's the day that you can sit down and have a truly hearty laugh -- at yourself."
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"It is unfortunate that, as we grow up, nature robs us of the knowledge of what youngsters are always giggling about."
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"Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense."
- Robert Frost
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"When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive....So I took her to a gas station!"