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Quotes

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Quote #0311

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Published: 13 May 2010

A photograph of Garrison Keillor, American author and radio host."They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."

- Garrison Keillor

Quote #0314

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Published: 13 May 2010

A yellow school bus parked by green trees."A boy's mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute he gets up and never stops until he gets to school."

Quote #0313

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Published: 13 May 2010

An empty airport baggage carousel."The scientific theory I Iike best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline Luggage."

- Mark Russell

Quote #0316

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Published: 13 May 2010

A drawing of a yellow horse carriage with large wheels."Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets oiled, sometimes it gets replaced."

Quote #0315

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Published: 13 May 2010

"Men want power in order to do something.

Boys want power in order to be something."

- Eric Sevareid (1912-1992), US newscaster - CBS News

Quote #0317

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Published: 13 May 2010

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

Quote #0319

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Published: 13 May 2010

"If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound."

Quote #0318

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Published: 13 May 2010

Two goats staring at the camera."Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side."

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