Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"You can really tell when you've grown up. It's the day that you can sit down and have a truly hearty laugh -- at yourself."
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"It is unfortunate that, as we grow up, nature robs us of the knowledge of what youngsters are always giggling about."
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"Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense."
- Robert Frost
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"When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive....So I took her to a gas station!"
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"My girlfriend is at that stage when her biological clock is telling her it's time for her to be making me feel guilty and immature." - Kevin Hench
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"I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game *he* was watching was better."
- Steven Wright