Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman."
- Bruce Baum
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"Maybe we should sell handguns by prescription only, and let people buy Prozac at trade shows."
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"All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife."
- Daniel Boone
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"Hope is hearing the melody of the future. Faith is to dance to it now."
- Richard Alves, Quoted in "When I Lay My Isaac Down" by Carol Kent
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"After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history."
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"Reflect upon your present blessings, of which everyone has plenty; not on your past misfortunes of which we all have some."
- Charles Dickens
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"I ran out of ice cream bars the other day, and I cried. Then I remembered Alexander the Great, and how he wept when there were no more worlds to conquer. How very much alike we are, I thought."
- Michael Thompson