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Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

Quote #0271

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Published: 13 May 2010

A painted portrait of John Wesley, British cleric and founder of the Methodist movement."You will have no reward in heaven for what you lay up; you will, for what you lay out."

- John Wesley

Quote #0273

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Published: 13 May 2010

"Kind words cost you nothing, yet their worth is priceless!"

Quote #0272

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Published: 13 May 2010

A woman in a blue dress ironing a shirt."My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."

- Erma Bombeck

Quote #0274

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Published: 13 May 2010

A horse-drawn manure spreader beside a white barn."Money is like manure, it's no good unless you spread it around."

Quote #0276

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Published: 13 May 2010

A black pig standing in the straw."Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and it annoys the pig."

Quote #0277

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Published: 13 May 2010

A photograph of Henry Miller, American novelist."The reason you are stronger when you are younger is that you need to be. Mostly because you are more stupid."

- Henry Miller

Quote #0279

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Published: 13 May 2010

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance, waiting for the

bathroom."

- Bob Hope

Quote #0278

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Published: 13 May 2010

A tiny grain of gold beside a few coins and a tape measure."A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never."

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