"I shall hear in heaven."
- Ludwig Van Beethoven, 1827
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
"I'm looking for a loophole."
- W.C. Fields, who had been flipping through the Bible on his deathbed, 1946
"An open mind is considered as a fine thing -- except when you use it as a garbage can."
"Opinions are like the nose on our faces:
Everyone has one and there are usually a couple of holes in them."
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."
- Sam Levenson