Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

Ripe red tomatoes hanging on the vine. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

A painted portrait of Ludwig van Beethoven, German composer. "I shall hear in heaven."

- Ludwig Van Beethoven, 1827

"Most people are so lazy, that they don't even exercise good judgement!"

"I'm looking for a loophole."

- W.C. Fields, who had been flipping through the Bible on his deathbed, 1946

The open back of a garbage truck full of trash bags. "An open mind is considered as a fine thing -- except when you use it as a garbage can."

A grey-haired man with a curled moustache and a big smile. "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

"Opinions are like the nose on our faces:

Everyone has one and there are usually a couple of holes in them."

Four baby swallows peeking out of their mud nest. "God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the nest."

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