Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

"A boy's mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute he gets up and never stops until he gets to school."

"The scientific theory I Iike best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline Luggage." - Mark Russell

"Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets oiled, sometimes it gets replaced."

"Men want power in order to do something. Boys want power in order to be something." -- Eric Sevareid (1912-1992), US newscaster - CBS News

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

"If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound."

"Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side."

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we are forced to change it every six months."

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