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Quotes

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Quote #0262

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Published: 13 May 2010

"Most people are so lazy, that they don't even exercise good judgement!"

Quote #0264

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"I'm looking for a loophole."

- W.C. Fields, who had been flipping through the Bible on his deathbed, 1946

Quote #0265

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The open back of a garbage truck full of trash bags."An open mind is considered as a fine thing -- except when you use it as a garbage can."

Quote #0266

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A grey-haired man with a curled moustache and a big smile."Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

Quote #0268

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Published: 13 May 2010

"Opinions are like the nose on our faces:

Everyone has one and there are usually a couple of holes in them."

Quote #0267

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Published: 13 May 2010

Four baby swallows peeking out of their mud nest."God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the nest."

Quote #0270

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Published: 13 May 2010

A black-and-white portrait of the humorist Sam Levenson, smiling."It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."

- Sam Levenson

Quote #0269

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The Sydney Opera House beside the harbour."I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in."

- Mick Miller

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