Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

"I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in." - Mick Miller

"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows." - Erma Bombeck

"Kind words cost you nothing, yet their worth is priceless!"

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." - Erma Bombeck

"Money is like manure, it's no good unless you spread it around."

"Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and it annoys the pig."

"The reason you are stronger when you are younger is that you need to be. Mostly because you are more stupid." - Henry Miller

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance, waiting for the bathroom." - Bob Hope

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