Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

"I'm looking for a loophole." - W.C. Fields, who had been flipping through the Bible on his deathbed, 1946

"An open mind is considered as a fine thing -- except when you use it as a garbage can."

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

"Opinions are like the nose on our faces: Everyone has one and there are usually a couple of holes in them."

"God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the nest."

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." - Sam Levenson

"I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in." - Mick Miller

"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows." - Erma Bombeck

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