Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked."
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"If you want to test your memory, try to remember what you were worrying about one year ago today." - E. Joseph Cossman
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"As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice that when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells 'THEIRS'?"
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"Whatever you do, when you stop by the auto-wrecking yard, don't park your small car in a spot marked 'Compact.'" (Lil Owens)
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"It is now possible to protest in front of the White House by hiring a stand in. I am not making this up. You email this company on what issue you are mad about and they provide you with a sign and your own personalized protester to stand in front of the
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"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
- Ambrose Bierce