Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"It is unfortunate that, as we grow up, nature robs us of the knowledge of what youngsters are always giggling about."
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"Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense."
- Robert Frost
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"When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive....So I took her to a gas station!"
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"My girlfriend is at that stage when her biological clock is telling her it's time for her to be making me feel guilty and immature." - Kevin Hench
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"I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game *he* was watching was better."
- Steven Wright
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"There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it ill behooves any of us to find fault with the rest of us."
- James Truslow Adams