Cybersalt News - March 6, 2016
Sunday greetings everyone.
Since resuming the Cybersalt newsletters I have not yet mentioned a new role that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have taken on together in our association of churches (www.agcofcanada.com). We are co-chairs of the AGC's Refugee Sponsorship Initiative (www.agcrsi.org). As some of you know, Canada has a program whereby groups of citizens can join together and bring refugees from around the world and assist them in resettling into new lives. Susan and I are assisting our churches in taking part in this program.
The issue of refugee sponsorship and resettlement is an emotionally charged lightning-rod for debate in our countries, states and provinces, churches and even individual families. For those of us who are followers of Jesus, our response (as always) needs to be an informed one first of all based on what the Bible teaches and commands us. With that in mind I humbly invite you to listen to my sermon on the Christian response to today's Syrian refugee crisis and ask God what He wants your response to be.
You can listen to "Jesus, the Stranger" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/jesus-the-stranger
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Trooper Delivery
One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago.
When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car. The driver placed the bucket of chicken on top of his car, got in and drove off with the bucket still on top of his car.
The trooper pursued him, pulled him over and walking up to the car he pulled the bucket off the roof and offered it to the driver.
The driver looked at the trooper and said, "No thanks, I just bought some."
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A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.
So I just read Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine; apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $10 cup of coffee.
When my wife wanted me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school 40 years ago. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, "Did you manage to live a well planned life?"
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 