Cybersalt News
There is a new Funny Picture page on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Lightheaded at Work" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lightheaded-at-work
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Mail Problems
Thanks to Kim Harding for day's real life laugh from her family.
Dear Pastor Tim,
This is a true story, My husband's grandmother passed away and for many months afterwards my father-in-law made repeated phone calls to attempt to stop a company from sending mail to the house for his deceased mother.
In frustration, he finally filled out a change of address card changing her address to the Jefferson Memorial Park where she was laid to rest.
It worked! No more mailings came to the house.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1007
I really wish the dollar store would start selling gas.
Today's Clean Pun
Bird Calls
Bird calls for sale. Cheap.
Today's Quote
Quote #1455
"You will have a deep church and a profound church if you know Jesus deeply and profoundly."
- Leonard Sweet
Today's Illustration
Mandatory Attendance
It used to be that in order for a college student to receive credit for a particular course, a card that listed his or her courses had to be signed by the instructor/lecturer. It was, at the time, policy that students attend their courses. But depending on the size of the class, it was often possible to receive credit, even after not attending the class regularly.
Not so with this physics professor. If he didn't recognize you, you would have to repeat the course. On one occasion, a student handed his card to the professor to be signed. The professor looked at the name, then at the student, and said, "I've never seen you in my class," and handed back the card.
Now being a quick thinking science major, the student proceeded to the end of the line. When he was at the front again, he handed his card to the professor.
The professor looked at the name, then at the student, and said, "OK, you look familiar." signed the card.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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