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There is a new Funny Cat Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Cat Antlers" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-antlers
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Today's CleanLaugh
This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.
He sees one on a perch with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg.
He asks the owner the significance of the strings.
"Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper.
"And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires.
"I fall off my perch, you goober!!" screeches the parrot.
Today's One-liner

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Today's Clean Pun

A dog who gave birth to puppies on the roadside was cited for littering.
Today's Quote

"If you do not believe in regeneration, if you do not see its utter absolute necessity, then I do not see that you have any right to regard yourself as a Christian. If you do not see that you are so lost that nothing but receiving new life from God can reconcile you and take you to heaven, then you are lacking at a vital point, a point that is integral and belongs to the very integrity of faith."
- Martyn Lloyd-Jones
Today's Illustration
Working as a computer instructor for an adult-education program at a community college, I am keenly aware of the gap in computer knowledge between my younger and older students.
My observations were confirmed the day a new student walked into our library area and glanced at the encyclopedia volumes stacked on a bookshelf.
"What are all these books?" he asked.
Somewhat surprised, I replied that they were encyclopedias.
"Really?" he said. Someone printed out the whole thing?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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