A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the circus impresario.
"I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you."
He proceeds to climb a tall tower, and jumps off. He flaps his arms wildly, and finally his fall slows. He soars forward, then swoops upward, turns and swoops back again. Finally he stops in mid air and gently lowers himself to the ground landing softly on the toe of one foot.
Morris stares blankly at him for a long time. Finally he says, "Is that all you've got? Bird imitations?"
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, that one looks like an idiot!"
We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town.
You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
"There is a thin line between a long church service and a hostage situation."
Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted.
The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season.
Early mornings are great for spending time with the family: then they spoil it by waking up.
Retired astronauts are paid exorbitantly.
"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row."
A company was hiring new staff. One question in the written application was:
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 