Cybersalt News
Oh Look, Chicken Thursday!
There is a new Funny Dog Video on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Noise Complaint" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-noise-complaint
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Signs you aren't very competent with a computer
Signs you aren't very competent with a computer:
- You've backed-up your desktop by pushing it against the wall.
- You've put foam around the computer to prevent it from crashing.
- The soles of your shoes are worn out from re-booting your computer.
- You try to clear the screen by shaking the monitor up and down.
- You're Amish.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1004
Piety: you had me at pie.
Today's Clean Pun
Seminary Chops
Pork chops are on the menu down at the seminary tonight:
They're casting a pig into a herd of D. Mins.
Today's Quote
Quote #1452
"I really only love God as much as I love the person I love the least."
Today's Illustration
Willful Sins, Signs vs. Obedience
By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over.
"Why are you so late?" his friend asked.
I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the game."
"How long could that have taken you?"
"Well, I had to toss it 14 times."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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