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The balance between work and play is a delicate one - as seen in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Lawn Chopper" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-chopper
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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
First Date Nerves
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda shoppe. Ice-cream sundaes in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.
He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1104
I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey.
Today's Clean Pun
Patisserie Solicitation
Said the Thesaurus at the bakery, "I'd like a synonym bun!"
Today's Quote
Quote #1552
"St. Gregory wrote that every time the sacred text describes a fact, it reveals a mystery. Preachers, are you listening? We have for too long ruptured people's minds with facts rather than raptured their souls with mystery."
- Flannery O'Connor
Today's Illustration
Sincerity
One summer evening, a thirteen-year-old came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.
His mother said, "No, but I appreciate your asking."
The child responded, "Well, I appreciate your saying 'no'."
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