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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. Do you know someone who always likes to go bigger in a race? This guy looks like one of those types. Check out "Rubber Duck Race" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/rubber-duck-race
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Do You Understand?
At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded yes.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you are out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again, the boy nodded yes.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1119
My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year: only 15 to go!
Today's Clean Pun
Which Way Shouldn't I Go?
Askhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
Today's Quote
Quote #1567
"Somewhere, someone else is happy with less than you have."
Today's Illustration
Brighten Your Corner
We cannot all be famous
or be listed in "Who's Who",
But every person, great or small,
has important work to do.
For seldom do we realize
the importance of small deeds,
Or to what degree of greatness
unnoticed kindness leads.
For it's not the big celebrity
in a world of fame and praise,
But it's doing unpretentiously
in an undistinguished way
The work that God assigned to us,
unimportant as it seems,
That makes our task outstanding,
and brings reality to dreams.
So do not sit and idly wish
for wider, new dimensions
where you can put into practice
your many good intentions.
But at the spot God placed you
begin at once to do,
Little things to brighten up
the lives surrounding you.
If everybody brightened up
the spot where they're standing,
By being more considerate,
and a little less demanding,
This dark old world would very soon
eclipse the evening star,
If everybody brightened up
the corner where they are!
- Helen Steiner Rice
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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