The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are sinners with no exceptions.
At the end of the sermon he asked rhetorically, "Now does anyone here think they are without sin?"
He had only to wait a few seconds before a man in one of the back pews stood up.
The pastor asked the man who had the audacity to stand after such a fiery sermon, "Sir, do you really think you are completely without sin?"
The man quickly answered, "No sir, I'm not standing up for myself, but for my wife's first husband."
I didn't like my beard at first.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
The teacher noticed that Mike had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention.
I wish I loved anything as much as I hate almost everything.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
There once was a King who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The King looked at all the pictures, but there were only two he really liked and he had to choose between them.
Two small-town merchants were visiting New York City for the first time to attend a conference. 
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 