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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes. No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place.

They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.

Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Even with the best intentions, some parenting techniques have different effects on different children. This can be clearly seen in the newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Get Along Shirt" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/get-along-shirt

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Oily Hair

Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it.

Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times.

That night when I went to bed, I leaned over to my husband and asked, "Do I smell like olive oil?"

"No," he said, sniffing me.

"Do I smell like Popeye?"

Today's One-liner

One-liner #1113

Dying is not popular; it has never caught on.

That's understandable; it's bad for the complexion.

- George Burns

Today's Clean Pun

Sports Close-up

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me!

Today's Quote

Quote #1561

"Forgiveness doesn't excuse their behavior. Forgiveness prevents their behavior from destroying your heart."

- Unknown

Reconciliation, Divorce, Remarriage

After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper. After reading through all the listings, I circled three that seemed possible in terms of age and interest, but I put off calling them.

Two days later, there was a message on my answering machine from my ex-wife. "I came over to your house to borrow some tools today and saw the ads you circled in the paper. Don't call the one in the second column. It's me."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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