At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that was a perfect match for one of her husband's sports jackets.
Soon after, while the couple was vacationing at a resort complex to get his mind off a rather complicated cocaine conspiracy case, he noticed a small, round disc sewn into the design of the tie.
Regarding "Eternal Truths:"
No matter where you go, there you are.
"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... "
--It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.
--Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
--Wearing white is always appropriate.
--Winter is the best of the four seasons.
First Sunday of advent greetings everyone.
Today's mailing is an abbreviated one after spending a wonderful day with friends from across the pond - in this case they live 17 miles away on the Olympic Peninsula of Washington State.
Today, Rev. James Snyder is talking about his wife's Christmas Shopping plans - though he is remaining silent at the same time. You can read "The Only Contest I Really Win Each Year" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/the-only-contest-i-really-win-each-year
The Westside Bible Church Website has been updated with the audio recordings of my sermons from October 2nd and 9th. They are the first two messages in my series on the Lord's prayers.
You will find them at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/a-substitute-way-of-life-the-lord-s-prayer
and
www.westsidefamily.org/thanksgiving-messages/our-father-who-is-in-heaven-the-lord-s-prayer
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... "
--It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.
--Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
--Wearing white is always appropriate.
--Winter is the best of the four seasons.
--It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
--There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.
--We're all made up of mostly water.
--You know you've made it when they write a song about you.
--Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
--Avoid yellow snow.
--Don't get too much sun.
--It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.
--It's fun to hang out in your front yard.
--Always put your best foot forward.
--There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Oh look, Chicken Thursday - enjoy your turkey too!
Today's new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site shows not all architects and designers have disability rights at the forefront of their plans. You will find "Wheelchair Ramp" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wheelchair-ramp
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.
After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together.
"Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer.
"I can't catch the thing!"
My kids can't find their shoes when they need them, yet they can find that tiny bit of onion in their dinner.
I don't go to the gym; I like for things to work themselves out.
"Don't allow what has been done to you to become bigger than what Jesus did for you."
- TobyMac #SpeakLife
Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn.
Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow.
Be thankful for your limitations, because they give you opportunities for improvement.
Be thankful for each new challenge, because it will build your strength and character.
Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons.
Be thankful when you're tired and weary, because it means you've made a difference.
It's easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks. Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles, and they can become your blessings.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you? Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
