Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone.
Rev. James Snyder is still pondering resolutions. Does it seem like you've already read that lately? If so, it's fitting you can read "It's déjà vu all over again" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/its-deja-vu-all-over-again
And as an added bonus to you Gmail users, my mom started using Gmail online for her e-mail and asked me for a tutorial on how to insert pictures in the e-mails she is sending. I made her a tutorial and put it on the "Cybersalt Consulting and Communications" YouTube channel. You can watch "How to Insert Pictures in Gmail E-mail" at:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YulzpKyceKI
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Fishing Trip
"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."
"Oh, everything went wrong: first he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.
"All that might have been all right; but, to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1155
The amount of sleep required by an average person is "five more minutes."
Today's Clean Pun
Pun versus Pater
What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke?
A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father!
Today's Quote
Quote #1603
"Rest is a weapon given to us by God. The enemy hates it because he wants you stressed and occupied."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
Liar Lesson
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.
"Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark."
The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the seventeenth chapter of Mark, please step to the front of the room."
About half the class rose and came forward.
"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher. "These students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no seventeenth chapter in the Book of Mark."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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