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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I hope your New Year is off to a better start than the New Management referred to in the newest funny sign on the Cybersalt site. You'll find it at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/under-new-management
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Balance
I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance . . . .
she leaned over and pushed me.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1154
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford; then I'll move in with them.
Today's Clean Pun
Proud Pawns
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Today's Quote
Quote #1602
"I said to a man who stood at the gate of the year, 'Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown,' and he replied, 'Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of God. That shall be to you better than light and safer than the known way.' "
- Minnie Louise Haskins
Today's Illustration
Going Back, Progress
I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when...
* Decisions were made by going "Eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
* Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "Do over!"
* "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
* Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly."
* Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.
* It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
* Being old referred to anyone over 20.
* The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
* It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.
* It was unbelievable that dodgeball wasn't an Olympic event.
* Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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