I took my memories back to the dry cleaners to have them repressed. (One Hour Service)
Descriptions:The pirate skeletons at Disneyland are very life-like.
Issue #4423
Sunday greetings everyone!
I'm happy to announce a new way you can help refugees and persecuted Christians through Cybersalt. Most of you are familiar with the Be a Billionaire fundraiser that helps support Christians who have fled persecution. You can now also help Christians living in persecution by purchasing items they have crafted directly from them.
Currently, there is only one item type available: an embroidered lady's handbag. These traditional bags are individually made from locally sourced cloth and tastefully embedded with mirrors by highly skilled and fascinatingly creative people who belong to poor, rural families. Right now each bag purchased will include an embroidered scarf and bracelet that goes with the colour you choose when ordering.
https://www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/pakistan-handicrafts
Rev. James Snyder recently enjoyed some vacation time recently. Along the way he encountered some very interesting drivers and vehicles. You can read "Now Do You Feel like a Big Boy?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/now-do-you-feel-like-a-big-boy
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course.
The classes used the well-known Resusci manikin victim to practice. Typical of most models, this Resusci manikin was only a torso, to allow for storage in a carrying case.
The class went off in groups to practice.
As instructed, one of my classmates gently shook the doll and asked, "Are you all right?" He then put his ear over the manikin's mouth to listen for breathing.
Suddenly he turned to the instructor and exclaimed,
"He said he can't feel his legs!"
Definitions:A reactionary is a man who wants to face the past with confidence.
Managed to befriend a dolphin. We just clicked.
"May your life preach more loudly than your lips."
- William Ellery Channing
Today's Illustration
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people didn't trust this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale - $50."
The next day someone stole it.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Managed to befriend a dolphin. We just clicked.
Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course.
The classes used the well-known Resusci manikin victim to practice. Typical of most models, this Resusci manikin was only a torso, to allow for storage in a carrying case.
The class went off in groups to practice.
Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you? Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
