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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Because of last Sunday's catch-up email, there is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. You can read how Rev. James Snyder's laziness came to the rescue of his wife in an unexpected way in "Lazy Does Have Its Advantages" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/lazy-does-have-its-advantages
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Texas Cruise
A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm.
After seeing the 1,000-acre spread, the Texan bragged that down-home he could get into his car, drive all day, and by evening would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch.
The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a car like that once."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1375
Self-Annihilating Sentence
You'll live to regret this when I have you shot!
Today's Clean Pun
Candy Crank
Pezimists see the dispenser as half empty.
Today's Quote
Quote #1817
"To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is unforgivable."
- Beethoven
Today's Illustration
I Perspective
A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.
"What seems to be the problem, madam?"
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He's still not seeing things my way."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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