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You'll notice by the date that this mailing was supposed to go out last week, but didn't. #fail

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Spring/Fall depending on the hemisphere you live in!

And the visits continue; our daughter and grandson just left after a 2-week visit and now we are enjoying a visit from my friend, Dr. Rick August of www.smartdrivetest.com. Head on over to his site to to find great resources on getting your drivers license and driving safe afterwards. His course on defensive driving is on sale right now for $17.00!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Captain Discipline

About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a school trip.

Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks, I could hear them pleading with the children to settle down and let the other passengers get some sleep.

No amount of reasoning seemed to help until I thought of the solution.

I picked up the PA mike in the cockpit and announced,

"Children, this is the captain speaking. Don't make me stop this airplane and come back there!"

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1365

Even though I don't say so, I think you stink!

Today's Clean Pun

Woodn't You Know

Tree puns: always poplar!

Today's Quote

Quote #1807

"Be selective in your battles; sometimes peace is better than being right."

- Unknown

Today's Illustration

Meeting Expectations

Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next morning a nicely dressed young man came to the front door. "Can you start the breakfast by seven o'clock?" asked the minister.

"I guess so," answered the man.

"Can you polish all the silver, wash all the dishes, do the laundry, take care of the lawn, wash windows, iron clothes and keep the house neat and tidy?"

"Say, preacher," said the young fellow rather meekly, "I came here to see about getting married but if it's going to be as much work as all that, you can count me out right now."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.