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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I just noticed that last week I only said, "Oh look, Thursday!" Oops! I must have been tired. Speaking of tired, be sure to get a good sleep tonight - tomorrow we all start a 31 day March.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Doctor's Writing
Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion?
The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass.
Twice it got him into Radio City Music Hall, and once into Yankee Stadium.
It came in handy as a letter from his employer to the cashier to increase his salary.
And to top it off, his daughter played it on the piano and won a scholarship to the Curtis Music Conservatory.
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1359
I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
Today's Clean Pun
Traffic Calming
I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.
Today's Quote
Quote #1801
"You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream."
- C. S. Lewis
Today's Illustration
Introducing Manners
New to town, I was eager to meet people and make friends. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym.
Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said to her, "There's my husband." Then I added, "The thin one, not the fat one."
After a slightly uncomfortable silence, she replied,
"And that's my husband ... the fat one."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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