Issue #4460
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone - and happy Father's Day for all those who are able to celebrate.
Rev. James Snyder tries to stir up and give people a merry heart wherever he goes. You can read more about that in "One Man’s Joke Is Another Man’s Discount" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/one-man-s-joke-is-another-man-s-discount
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Perfect Spouse
A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"
The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?"
"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour if I don't go out. Be able to tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."
The matchmaker entered the information into the computer and, in a matter of moments, handed the results to the woman:
"Buy a television."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1386
I'm not indecisive ... unless you want me to be.
Today's Clean Pun
Menagerie Report
Went to the zoo.There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
Today's Quote
Quote #1827
The greatest gift I ever had came from God. I call him "Dad."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
ER Reality
My mom, a nurse, was having an insane evening in the emergency room. First, a woman who had delivered her baby in a car was rushed in. Next was a man carrying a lifeless body yelling, "Help me!" In the middle of all this, a patient escaped from the psychiatric ward, tore off her clothes, and went running through the halls naked.
During a lull, Mom called home. "You wouldn't believe the night I'm having," she said to my dad.
"Can't talk now," he interrupted. "I'm watching ER."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.