I was checking out at the local Albertsons with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.
I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the check-out kid had scanned all of my items, he picked up the "Divider" looked it all over for the bar code so he could scan it. Not finding the bar code, he said to me, "Do you know how much this is?"
A little astounded, I said to him, "I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today."
He said "OK," then I paid him for my things and left.
He had no clue what had just happened.
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4!
I might wake up early and go running ... but I also might win the lottery; the odds are about the same.
I combined all of my wrist watches to make a belt!
On one occasion William Howard Taft, in his work as an attorney, took a train to Somerville, about 40 miles north of his home in Cincinnati.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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