Two fish in a tank:
One looks at the other and says, "You man the guns. I'll drive."
On the sunny side of the street it's a little bit warmer.
The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.
He walked into the 4th-grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names. He jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states.
One lad raised his hand and said,
"Yes, but in those days there were only 13 states."
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Today, June 20th, is World Refugee Day.
As many of you know, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians. One of the ways we are trying to help is to send financial support to those who have fled to countries where they are not allowed to work but must still survive. They face the threat of being arrested and returned to be killed if they do work.
Cybersalt's Be a Billionaire Fundraiser has been helping some of these to pay their rent and buy some food while they search for a durable solution - which means resettlement to a country where they can resume everyday life. Thank you to all who have already become "billionaires" or have simply made a donation and helped us stand with these brothers and sisters who refused to deny Christ even in the face of death.
Even if you are unable to help financially, don't forget that you can be an encouragement through the Body of Christ Connection:
www.cybersalt.org/body-of-christ-connection
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
The Rosenthals had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage, and Mr. Rosenthal was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation.
"It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes all the small, routine decisions. She decides what house we buy, where we go on vacation, whether the kids go to private schools, if I should change my job, and so on."
"And you?"
"I make the big, fundamental decisions. I decide if the United States should declare war on China, if Congress should appropriate money for a manned expedition to Mars, and so on."
I'm just itching to tell you about my allergies.
I dated someone who broke up with me for talking too much about video games.
What a silly reason to Fallout 4.
"The child of God must be completely obedient to the word of the LORD. The driver on the highway is safe, not when he reads the signs, but when he obeys them."
- A.W. Tozer
My husband works in a former supermarket that was remodeled to accommodate professional offices. One day he overheard his receptionist giving directions over the phone.
"Remember the old grocery store?" she asked the caller. "Well, you'll find us in the meat department."
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"I was in the hospital," Thelma wrotes, "and my husband was visiting. He was trying to stop smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator.
A lady said to him, 'Sir, there's no smoking in here.'
My husband said, 'I'm not smoking.'
'But you have a cigar in your mouth,' the lady said.
'Lady, ' my husband answered, 'I've got on Jockey shorts, too, but I'm not riding a horse either.' "
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
