Issue #4458
Cybersalt News
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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
From the Beginning
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.
He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband." And she said, "I do."
Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife," and my Mom said, "He does."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1384
Self-Annihilating Sentences: Decisions
The executive committee proposes the following compromise:
make it optional for those who want it, and required for those who don't.
Today's Quote
Quote #1825
"Faith must be tested, because it can only become your intimate possession through conflict."
- Oswald Chambers
Today's Illustration
Fishing Pessimists
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows.
The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, "Only caught one, eh?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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