Issue #4457
Cybersalt News
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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Office Culture
The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike.
When he noticed that he was getting no reaction from Mike, the boss said,
"What's the matter, Mike? No sense of humor?"
"My sense of humor is fine," said Mike. "But I don't have to laugh. I'm quitting tomorrow."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1383
Our lack or cooperation is mutual!
Today's Quote
Quote #1824
"Stop trying to repair what God wants to replace."
- M. Moore Jr.
Today's Illustration
Reality
On a tour of Mammoth Cave in Kentucky, the guide stopped and addressed the crowd.
"Do you want to see what a real cave looks like?" he asked.
Of course, everyone said yes.
Without another word, he shut off all the lights.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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