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The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient.

"You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?"

"That's correct," muttered the patient. "I like wool socks."

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You may have noticed that Sunday's mailing did not go out until Monday. I'm in the midst of bringing a new server into the Cybersalt fold and a change I made in the cluster caused the mailing to be delayed.

Speaking of which, this week I will be moving the Cybersalt Site and Cybersalt lists to that new server. The mailings will go out under the same domain, but the IP number of that domain is going to change. This might also cause an interruption of your receiving Cybersalt mailings while servers around the world adjust to this change. Emails from me might end up in your spam folder. So if you notice things aren't arriving please have a look around.

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Today's CleanLaugh

Chair Philosophy

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"

Today's One Liner

One-Liner #1417

Self-Annihilating Sentence

Anyone who always tells the truth is a big liar.

Today's Clean Pun

Chaussure Chauffeur

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe

Today's Quote

Quote #1858

"Grace never seems fair until you need a little."

- Bob Goff

Today's Illustration

Appraisals

Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather's violin. "Old fiddles aren't worth much, I'm afraid," he explained.

"What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?" I asked.

"If you're buying it from me, it's a violin. If I'm buying it from you, it's a fiddle."

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What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"