Cybersalt News
Sunday Greetings everyone.
This week Rev. James Snyder reminds men everywhere that we don't have to act like turkeys - even when we want to! You can read "From One Turkey to Another" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/from-one-turkey-to-another
Speaking of Turkeys, it's Thanksgiving in the USA this week so here are some links our US subscribers may appreciate:
Thanksgiving Jokes:
www.cybersalt.org/tag/thanksgiving-jokes
Funny Thanksgiving Pictures:
www.cybersalt.org/tag/1076
Thanksgiving Illustrations:
www.cybersalt.org/tag/thanksgiving-illustrations
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Remembering Names
When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their names by noting they were the same as those of two characters in a popular children's story.
After the services I stopped to talk to them, and as they were saying goodbye I teased,
"Be careful going up that hill! Ah, but you must get that all the time."
They smiled politely but said nothing. After they left, my husband asked, "What was that all about?"
"Jack and Jill. Up the hill. Remember?" I said.
"Yes, but what does that have to do with," he pointed to the couple, "Dick and Jane?"
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1431
Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands
Be brief, no matter how long it takes!
Today's Clean Pun
Bean There?
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee.
Today's Quote
Quote #1869
"Transformation is serious business. Most believers are living in the bare margins of what God actually desires to do for them."
- Lance Wallnau
Today's Illustration
Why Universities Would Never Give God a PhD
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
11. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
12. Some say he had his son teach the class.
13. He expelled his first two students for learning.
14. Although there were only 10 requirements, all of his students failed his tests.
15. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
16. No record of working well with colleagues.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.