Cybersalt News

Sunday Greetings everyone.

Rev. James Snyder was very excited about a coupon for a free donut until he had to argue about the taxonomy of what is and isn't a donut. Free doesn't matter if you can't get what you want. You can read more about that in "What's in a name, anyway?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/what-s-in-a-name-anyway

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Finest Equipment

Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit.

As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new ball into the woods. On the second hole, he drove another new ball into a lake. On the third, he lost a new ball in another part of the woods.

"Why don't you use an old ball?" his friend Sam asked.

"I've never had an old ball," Morris said.

Today's One Liner

One-Liner #1429

Only variables remain constant.

Today's Clean Pun

Winter Geometry

Today I made a snow angle.

Today's Quote

Quote #1867

"A woman's family is held together by her wisdom, but it can be destroyed by her foolishness."

- Proverbs 19:14

Today's Illustration

Mysterious Ways, Signs, God Talking

A pastor was working late on a Saturday night at the Almighty God Tabernacle. Around 10:00 PM he decided to call his wife before he left for home.

Although the pastor let the phone ring several times, his wife didn't answer. A few moments later he tried again and she answered right away. He asked her why she hadn't answered before, and she said that the phone hadn't rung.

The following Monday, the pastor received a call at the church office. The caller wanted to know why the pastor had called him Saturday night. The pastor was confused.

The caller said, "It rang and rang, but I didn't answer."

The pastor remembered the incident and apologized for disturbing him, explaining that he'd intended to call his wife and must have dialed the wrong number.

The man said, "That's okay. Let me tell you my story.

You see, I was planning to commit suicide that night, but before I did, I prayed, 'God if you're there, and you don't want me to do this, give me a sign now.'

At that point my phone started to ring. I looked at the Caller ID, and it said, 'Almighty God.' I was just too afraid to answer!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.