My parents have been married for almost 40 years.
Whenever anyone asks my Dad how they've stayed married for so long, he claims they are compatible. They both like to fight! He also says that they have come to an agreement on one thing...
He doesn't try to run her life, and he doesn't try to run his.
My wife took up gardening. All she grew was tired.
There's more to photography than meets the eye.
Issue #4548
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
One of the new (to me) quotes from the last couple of weeks is "We're not all in the same boat, we're all in the same storm." I was reminded of this today when I received a call from a refugee who was obviously having a very low moment. He, his wife and 4 children live in a 10 foot by 20 foot single room apartment. They face a huge fine if they are caught taking their children outside during their current quarantine. Their children have been inside for 6 weeks straight.
This is a blessed family because they do have a church who wants to sponsor them to come to Canada, but they still face a hard road because when refugee interviews (conducted by the Canadian government) are able to resume, there may still be a 2 year wait for their interview, and during that time they will be in danger of being arrested and sent back to their persecutors. In this storm we're all in, let's be grateful for what we have and also pray for and be practical towards those with smaller boats than ours.
Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Advanced Design:Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency's copywriters.
Parts not interchangeable with existing models.
Needs revising
That which you cannot repair yourself.
To fill in the background with so many details that the foreground goes underground.
A place where conversation is substituted for the loneliness of thought and the dreariness of labor.
No time to send to the whole office.
Someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is and then walks away with the watch.
You hold the bag for a while.
Found yesterday. Interested?
Nobody can find him/her.
I'm assuming you're as confused as I.
I'm not taking the fall for this myself.
We can hide behind this.
Come down to my office. I'm lonely.
It may be stupid but the boss wants it.
We need more time to think of an answer or we can't find anyone willing to be responsible for this.
If we figure it out, we'll let you know.
I would give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter!
Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver.
But I'm sure he will resurface eventually.
"When he called his society together, Jesus gave its members a new way of life to live.
He gave them a new way to deal with offenders - by forgiving them;
He gave them a new way to deal with violence - by suffering;
He gave them a new way to deal with money - by sharing it;
He gave them a new way to deal with problems of leadership - by drawing upon the gift of every member, even the most humble;
He gave them a new way to deal with a corrupt society - by building a new order, not smashing the old;
He gave them a new pattern of relationship between man and woman, between parent and child, between master and slave, in which was made concrete a radical new vision of what it means to be a human person."
- Stanley Hauerwas
Today's Illustration
I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I missed my step and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be exact). I was bruised and bleeding and had torn my jeans ... but my main concern was, naturally, for my child.
My fears were alleviated, though, when from behind me I heard a gleeful giggle followed by, "Again!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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A retiring farmer, in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals, so he went to every house in his town.
To the houses where the man was the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman was the boss, a chicken was given.
He got toward the end of one street and saw a couple outside gardening.
"Who's the boss around here?" he asked.
"I am." said the man.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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Merry Christmas!
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
