Stuck in rush-hour traffic, I couldn't help but stare at a burly biker wearing a black leather jacket and chaps pulled up next to me on a shocking pink Harley.
My first thoughts were, "Is that really a pink Harley? I wonder if he's..."
Sunday greetings everyone!
Last week I shared a video from Dr. Ravi Zacharias, who was ill with terminal cancer. Dr. Zacharias died on Tuesday. Thinking of that, and wondering what video I might share today, a song came to mind. When I searched for it I found this old clip of Johnny Cash singing it; "When the Role is Call Up Yonder." BTW, it hurts me to call this an old clip - I was 10 when this was on TV, lol.
Rev. James Snyder is the official "tipper" when it comes to restaurant dining. He has been pondering and exploring that role at home too. You can read "Every Dilemma Has a Silver Blessing" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/every-dilemma-has-a-silver-blessing
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
2020: I’m going to ask my Mom if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table.
2020: It’s like being 16 again. Gas is cheap and I’m grounded!
2020: Police calling out over a blow horn, “Come out with your hands washed!”
2020: Tornado warning tomorrow. Lock the kids in the bathroom. They can’t come out until you shout, “All clear!”
2020: I’m as bored as an Amish electrician.
2020: And just like that…having a mask, rubber gloves, duct tape, plastic sheeting and rope in your trunk is OK.
2020: Ask not what staying home on the couch can do for you, but what staying home on the couch can do for your country.
2020: Ladies…time to start dating the older dudes. They can get you into the grocery store early.
2020: I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others.
2020: It’s been a blessing being home with the wife for three weeks now. We’ve caught up on everything I’ve done wrong for fifteen years.
Everyone is posting memes and talking about coming out of this quarantine with a new skill or side hustle; I’m just sitting here wondering how I never noticed there’s a turd in Saturday.
Freud had a bicycle as a child, and he often took it apart, as he was very interested in what made it work.
Thus began his interest in cycle analysis.
"I came to Him because I did not know which way to turn. I remained with Him because there is no other way I wish to turn. I came to Him longing for something I did not have. I remain with Him because I have something I will not trade. I came to Him as a stranger. I remain with Him in the most intimate of friendships. I came to Him unsure about the future. I remain with Him certain about my destiny."
- Ravi Zacharias
A few years ago, there was a news story on the radio about a Jewish synagogue that had a problem with the Baptists down the street. Some Jews were unable to find a space in their own parking lot because members of the nearby Baptist church, which met earlier in the morning for revival meetings, got there first.
The Jewish synagogue had a problem.
Now they could have towed the Baptist's cars away. Or they could have patrolled their lot Saturday mornings.
Or they could have written a letter to the offending church members, imploring them to park elsewhere, but they didn't.
Instead, they used bumper stickers.
One Saturday morning they stuck a bumper sticker to every car in the lot - Baptist and Jewish alike. The sticker read: "I'M PROUD TO BE JEWISH!"
No more parking lot problems.
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Everyone is posting memes and talking about coming out of this quarantine with a new skill or side hustle; I’m just sitting here wondering how I never noticed there’s a turd in Saturday.
Freud had a bicycle as a child, and he often took it apart, as he was very interested in what made it work.
Thus began his interest in cycle analysis.
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I don't have a new chicken picture today, but I do have a chicken story thanks to subscriber Dawn M. who shared it with us!
wreg.com/news/police-looking-for-aggressive-chicken-terrorizing-bank-customers-in-louisiana
Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, South Carolina, was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them,
"There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!"
Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?"
Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison,
"Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"
If everything goes perfectly, something's wrong.
A farmer called his pig Ball Point.
Well, it wasn't its real name, just a pen name.
"Conspiracy theories are a convenient alternative to an uncertain world."
- Unknown
When I worked for the security department of a large retail store, my duties included responding to fire and burglar alarms. A side door of the building was wired with a security alarm, because it was not supposed to be used by customers.
Nevertheless they found the convenience of the exit tempting. Even a sign with large red letters, warning "Alarm will sound if opened," failed to deter people from using it. One day, after attending to a number of shrieking alarms, I placed a small handmade sign on the door that totally eliminated the problem:
"Wet paint."
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
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Merry Christmas!
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
