See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.

"That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?"

"Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat."

“I spent a lot of cash in France," Tom said frankly. "And also in Germany," he added markedly.

"In Italy, I used my charge card a lot," Tom commented deliriously.

"On my way home again, I exchanged all my English money" Tom expounded.

Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Thanks to serial chicken photographer Kathie M. for today's picture of these birds all cooped up like so many of us! 

I am happy to announce that I have finished the lion's share of designing a new template for the Cybersalt site. It plays a lot nicer with mobile devices, is faster loading, and is much easier to continue making design adjustments and site developments. You can check that out on any of the pages at:
www.cybersalt.org

If you are interested in seeing part one of the work I did on changing the site (and could do on your site if you wish) you can watch this replay of the live stream I did it on.

Having this template work done leaves me one step closer to another site goal on my to do list; updating the formatting of the Cybersalt mailings so they are more compatible with being viewed on mobile devices.

Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Pregnant Stamp

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.

The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband dug out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.

In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."

One-Liner #1478

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed!

Herb Money

“If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?“

Quote #1916

"A revival is nothing else than a new beginning of obedience to God."

- Charles Finney

Today's Illustration

Success, Rules of Life

There are two rules for success in life:

Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.