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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4675 - September 26, 2021

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The Cybersalt Digest

Cybersalt News

Singing Ringing TreeSunday greetings everyone!

You know, I really do try to not have grammatical and/or spelling errors in the Cybersalt News. With that in mind, shout out to David. W. Jr. for noticing that last Sunday I used "loose" instead of "lose" in the newsletter.

Once again, nobody else caught that one - or at least no one else mentioned it. In fact, I was wondering if maybe a number of you had noticed it and decided to just say nothing and keep it a secret. After all, that is a very good practice which is best summed up in that familiar saying, "Lose lips sink ships!"

Today's video share is beautiful story of a community effort to be kind and love someone in their midst. My favorite part is when they send the smoke signal - so beautiful!

Click here to watch the video.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim



Prison Sentence

prisonerJimmy was sent to prison for his crimes but he told the warden he wasn't worried at all about serving his full term.

The warden asked him why, since most prisoners immediately start planning how they can get out early.

Jimmy replied, "Well, my wife has never let me finish a sentence the whole time I've been married!"



One-Liner #1599

pray childPrayer is the original wireless communication.



"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Be A Billionaire!


Thoughtless in Seattle

man yawn"I'm back from my lobotomy..." he said absentmindedly.



Quote #2036

man floor"You are going to be okay, you are going to thrive, you are going to flourish, you're going to rise from this floor."

- Ann Voskamp



Bedtime Prayer

child happyOur three-year-old daughter, Jenna, was having trouble sleeping through the night, waking up because she was afraid. Each time as I re-tucked her into bed, I would remind her that Jesus was with her and he would keep her safe. The sleepless nights continued, with Jenna seeking comfort in our bedroom.

Finally, one night, I asked her if she had prayed for Jesus to take her fear away and help her fall asleep.

"Oh, yes," she assured me. "He told me to come and get you!"


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Are You Ready for Fall?

every-season-with-a-purposeWith such a tumultuous summer, I’m glad we are now beginning the fall season. There for a while, I didn’t think it was going to come. But, contrary to my negativity, it has arrived, and I’m delighted.

Summer wasn’t quite the way summers have been in the past. My family didn’t have many get-togethers and picnics like we normally do. However, we did have one, and that had to do for the summer. I’m hoping next summer we can catch up.

I remember when I was young, summer was a wonderful time. But, of course, maybe my memories are more wonderful than it actually was. At my age, you can’t always depend upon your memory. But then, it goes the other way as well.

Read more

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

One-Liner #1599

pray childPrayer is the original wireless communication.

  • One-liners
  • Prayer Jokes
  • Technology Oneliner
  • Communication Jokes

Thoughtless in Seattle

man yawn"I'm back from my lobotomy..." he said absentmindedly.

  • Clean Puns
  • Doctor Puns

Prison Sentence

prisonerJimmy was sent to prison for his crimes but he told the warden he wasn't worried at all about serving his full term.

The warden asked him why, since most prisoners immediately start planning how they can get out early.

Jimmy replied, "Well, my wife has never let me finish a sentence the whole time I've been married!"

  • Clean Jokes
  • Marriage Jokes
  • Prison Jokes
  • Relationship Jokes

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4674 - September 23, 2021

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The Cybersalt Digest

Cybersalt News

Another Chicken PictureOh look, Chicken Thursday!

As mentioned last week, Grandma Cybersalt and I helped greet a newcomer family at the airport last Thursday. They are now halfway through their mandatory 2 week COVID quarantine period. The home they are staying at is situated on a rural property with a garden and a number of fruit trees. The picture in today's news is of some of the bounty they discovered and arranged on the most famous leaf of their new home country - the maple leaf! 

Today's video share is an especially fitting one for Chicken Thursday. I once had an almost out of control fire while barbecuing some chicken, but even then I didn't manage to get it this black!

 Click here to watch the video.

~ Pastor Tim



Happy Marriage

couple elderlyOn their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage.

The husband said, "I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no 'I' in the word 'marriage.'''

The wife said, "For my part, I have never corrected my husband's spelling."



One-Liner #1598

Having a weird mom builds character.woman8



"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Be A Billionaire!


Astronomical Disappointment

teacherThe junior high school teacher was giving his students a test on American history. One question was:

"Who said, 'I regret that I have but one life to give to my country'?"

A youngster answered, "Nathan Haley said it. The saying is now known as Haley's Comment."



Quote #2035

flower rose"This is our Father's world. This is a world of mystery, of beauty and pain and grace, of a layered story that is always larger than our own."

- Ann Voskamp



Tattoos, Piercing, Parents, Kids

phone manI couldn't help overhearing a man on a nearby phone call.

"I know it's something you want," he said earnestly, "But I don't think tattoos are a good idea. And the same goes for body piercing. As long as you're living in my house, I think you should respect my wishes."

I was secretly cheering him on for his fatherly firmness.

Then came the 'coup de grace:'

"Besides, Mom, you're 75 years old! You don't need a tattoo!"


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

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Clean Jokes Article Count:  3626

Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you?  Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4691
 

  

Christmas Jokes Article Count:  77

a picture of christmas ballsWe think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.

If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count:  3

It's your turn to be funny.  Submit your funny caption today.

Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count:  16

Are you looking for funny elephant pictures?  You've come to the right place!

Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count:  1572

Games Article Count:  15

Here are the games we have on the site so far.  There aren't many but they're loads of fun.

Funny Pictures Article Count:  679

Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow.  We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often.  Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.

Funny Car Pictures Article Count:  169

Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.

Funny Cat Pictures Article Count:  231

catmelonhead150x127.jpgOver the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.

And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.

  

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4691

 

 

 

Funny Dog Pictures Article Count:  149

dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

Funny Horse Pictures Article Count:  24

Here's our funny horse pictures collection.

Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count:  53

christmas cakeWe think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.

We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count:  544

Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes.  Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.

FunBlog Article Count:  533

When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here.  If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!

Cartoons Article Count:  3119

These are some of our favorite cartoons.

Backpew Article Count:  2944

Clean Puns Article Count:  1995

Our collection of puns.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4691

 

Funny Signs Article Count:  167

Our collection of funny signs.

One-liners Article Count:  2049

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

Chicken Humor Article Count:  1

Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart! 

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