A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half."
"Just bring me a size eight."
The sales guy brings them and the man stuffs his feet into them and stands up in obvious pain. He turns to the salesman and says, "I've lost my house to the I.R.S., I live with my mother-in-law, my daughter ran off with my best friend, and my business has filed Chapter 7."
"The only pleasure I have left is to come home at night and take my shoes off."
On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting line-up. 
I always say "Thank you" to Alexa so that when the machines take over they know I'm nice.
Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.
I am a child of God. 
Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker.
I must confess I sometimes get so busy that certain things have slipped my mind. I don't do this intentionally, but I try to prioritize things in my life.
I always say "Thank you" to Alexa so that when the machines take over they know I'm nice.
Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.
On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting line-up. 
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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