By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every so often we get stumped.
Recently my husband Dave wandered off in search of the men's room and found himself confronted by two marked doors. One was labeled "Bronco," and the other was designated "Cactus."
Completely baffled, he stopped a restaurant employee passing by.
"Excuse me; I need to use the restroom," Dave said. Gesturing toward the doors, he asked, "Which one should I use?"
"Actually, we would prefer you to go there," the employee said, pointing to a door down the hall marked "Men."
"Bronco and Cactus are private dining rooms."
Caesar sends Brutus to bring him 12 apples.
Brutus returns with the apples and Caesar counts them but finds only 10 apples.
He turns to Brutus and angrily says: "Et two, Brutus?"
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Sunday greetings, everyone!
Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip back East to visit with our daughter and her family, attend our nephew's wedding and then spend time with my mom, dad, and even more family. It was a very good time which also had its emotional challenges because my mother is in the early stages of dementia. That is especially hard on my Dad, so thank you for your prayers for him and us.
We also got to enjoy seeing the fall colours as we travelled about a 1,000 miles by car during the week. It was a grueling schedule at times, but the scenery helped make up for that. I came down with a bug on the day we were travelling home, and that has been a drag for the last couple of days, but I am grateful that I felt well for the duration of the visit.
Today's video share is about a situation that could have ended up creating a big stink!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location.
"It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told.
"But how will I recognize it?" asked the man.
Back came the reply: "It's the one with all the broken windows."
I recently bought a toilet brush .... Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.
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Most auto accidents are caused by mechanical faults - like the loose nut behind the steering wheel.
I cannot do all the good that the world needs. But the world needs all the good that I can do.
- Jana Stanfield
When Sara was 6, her new puppy became seriously ill, and the vet didn't know if he could save it.
I felt very bad for Sara, because this was her first pet and it had been a Christmas gift, so I said to her, "Don't worry, Honey. Just remember, if Fluffy dies, we'll see her in heaven."
Sara looked at me as if I were simple-minded and said, "Well, yes, Daddy, but heaven's a long way off for me. I'm only six."
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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
The older I get, the less patience I have for holidays. I certainly am not a holiday guru in any sense of the word.
When I was younger, my favorite holiday was Christmas because of all the presents I got. I could never get enough gifts for Christmas.
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I recently bought a toilet brush .... Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
