Deep thought of the day:
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
TRUE STORY!!!!
It Does Take a Rocket Scientist
Scientists at NASA developed a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines, military jets, and the space shuttle. The idea was to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl and to test the strength of the windshields in collisions at maximum velocity.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Appropriate intergovernmental arrangements were made and the gun was shipped to England.
jokes
A little boy from Minneapolis came home from Sunday school with a frown on his face.
"I'm not going back there anymore," he announced with finality. "I don't like the Bible they keep teaching us."
"Why not?" asked his astonished mother.
"Because," said the little boy, "that Bible is always talking about St. Paul, and it never once mentions Minneapolis."
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Grandma Cybersalt and I get to go the the airport tonight to be part of a crowd of people welcoming some newcomers to Canada. Another refugee family is restarting their life and this family is going to be doing it in our community! This is all happening after the family had to flee their homeland many years ago because they took a stand for their faith in Jesus. The group sponsoring and supporting them in this new beginning has also worked and waited for over 3 years to make this possible. God will bless them all!
Today's video share is an amazing video of a rider and his horse - just horsing around.
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~ Pastor Tim
Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every so often we get stumped.
Recently my husband Dave wandered off in search of the men's room and found himself confronted by two marked doors. One was labeled "Bronco," and the other was designated "Cactus."
Completely baffled, he stopped a restaurant employee passing by.
"Excuse me; I need to use the restroom," Dave said. Gesturing toward the doors, he asked, "Which one should I use?"
"Actually, we would prefer you to go there," the employee said, pointing to a door down the hall marked "Men."
"Bronco and Cactus are private dining rooms."
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Caesar sends Brutus to bring him 12 apples.
Brutus returns with the apples and Caesar counts them but finds only 10 apples.
He turns to Brutus and angrily says: "Et two, Brutus?"
"You still haven't met all the people who are going to love you."
- from the song of the same title by David Peralta De La Luz
+ It's a good thing you came in today. It's the last one we have.
+ You made it yourself? I would have never guessed.
+ Go ahead and tell me, I won't tell another soul.
+ It's delicious but I can't eat another bite.
+ The doctor will call you right back.
+ You don't look a day over 50.
+ Your baby is just beautiful.
+ Put the map away. I know where we're at.
+ Having a great time. Wish you were here!
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A husband and wife constantly bickered and fought, often yelling deep into the night. Most fights ended with the husband shouting, "When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
